INTJTumblr (3.0; @theoriginaljackass)http://theoriginaljackass.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzir85u1pA1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have an idea.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17750137161http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17750137161Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:02:29 -0500<p><strong><a href="http://auntipax.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_08c97c37c7af_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://auntipax.tumblr.com/">auntipax</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17693948687/i-just-bit-my-tongue-so-hard-im-thinking-about">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17693948687/i-just-bit-my-tongue-so-hard-im-thinking-about">I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>I just bit my tongue so hard there’s no longer a Hoover Dam.</blockquote> <p>Yes.  Yes.  Excellent.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17731106949http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17731106949Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:44:18 -0500auntipax<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzibtsXnfb1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rest in peace, Kid.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17730238703http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17730238703Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:29:52 -0500gary carter<p>I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about slinking back to my hotel to cry it out in private. </p> <p>I just bit my tongue so hard, my wife just slapped me from 3,000 miles away. </p> <p>I just bit my tongue so hard (help me out. Make me laugh through the bleeding)</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17693948687http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17693948687Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:19:36 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgpvwG1SL1qaq61fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am 9.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17687671891http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17687671891Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:38:20 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzet6hUwZs1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I could live in Seattle. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17631842166http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17631842166Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:54:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesj5Xjdi1qaq61fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesj5Xjdi1qaq61fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesj5Xjdi1qaq61fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesj5Xjdi1qaq61fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesj5Xjdi1qaq61fo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>OK.  I’m done patting myself on the back.  These are my better works.  They just didn’t get the exposure my “more popular” posts got.  Enjoy.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17631129388http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17631129388Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:40:00 -0500slow day<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4xaiVjKG1qm39vgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darksidelawyer.tumblr.com/post/17627377182/shithead">darksidelawyer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shithead</p> </blockquote> <p>I must have this.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17630241979http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17630241979Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:25:08 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeii1cNEW1qaq61fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>“HIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HO SILVER!”</em></p> <p>According to Favstar, this is my best work.  Even if I disagree.</p> <p>Very special thanks to @StellaRtwot for getting the ball rolling on this one.</p> <p>I’ve really neglected Twitter over the last 6 months.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17619253777http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17619253777Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:03:37 -0500stellartwot@originaljackass<p>Oh, walking around the Seattle office with my fly undone for the last hour.  What are <em>YOU</em> doing?</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17610966262http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17610966262Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:49:53 -0500I like to leave a lasting impression on my new co-workers<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzck19q8J71qbxll4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rossrants.tumblr.com/post/17578943719/wentdog-smollymonroe-peanut-butter-cup">rossrants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wentdog.tumblr.com/post/17562056071/smollymonroe-peanut-butter-cup-brownies-with">wentdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smollymonroe.tumblr.com/post/17561930605/peanut-butter-cup-brownies-with-peanut-butter">smollymonroe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Peanut Butter Cup Brownies with Peanut Butter Frosting</strong></p> <p><em>giving you all the easy version ;) (using boxed brownie mix)</em></p> <p><em> </em><strong>Peanut Butter Cup Brownies</strong></p> <ul><li>prepare brownie batter following directions on box (if I’m using boxed brownie mix instead of homemade, I go for dark chocolate brownies)</li> <li>fill cupcake papers with brownie mix 1/3 of the way</li> <li>place unwrapped Reese’s PB cup in middle of batter</li> <li>cover PB cup w/ batter (the cupcake paper should be 3/4 full max)</li> <li>bake according to brownie directions</li> <li>let cool completely before applying frosting</li> </ul><p><strong>Peanut Butter Frosting</strong></p> <p><em>Ingredients</em></p> <ul><li>1 C creamy peanut butter</li> <li>3 T unsalted butter (room temperature)</li> <li>2/3 C confectioners’ sugar</li> </ul><p><em>Instructions</em></p> <ul><li>beat peanut butter and butter together using electric mixer</li> <li>slowly add confectioners’ sugar</li> <li>frost away!</li> <li><em>note: this frosting also works really well with whoopie pies!</em></li> </ul><p><strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>My sister is awesome.</p> </blockquote> <p>reblog to keep recipe</p> </blockquote> <p>Woodrow.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17579983757http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17579983757Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:43:02 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcvzlVomO1r8ojr1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17578766772http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17578766772Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:23:59 -0500<p>When Carmelo Anthony returns and plays with Jeremy Lin, how fast will the NY Post bludgeon us with “Melo-Yellow” headlines?</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17574826271http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17574826271Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:23:05 -0500“9 is the new 8.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jerry Sandusky</em>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17548454175http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17548454175Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:16:47 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzby5dzeIf1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck this shit. I mean, “good morning”.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17547892902http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17547892902Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:51:31 -0500DCASEAass-crack of dawn“RIP ALLAN HOUSTON. #ALLCAPSDAY”<br/><br/> - <em>@boxcar_fritz</em>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17468235617http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17468235617Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:04:57 -0500perfect<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7jof73A41qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pussy’s takin’ all my chips.</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17403597954http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17403597954Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:45:51 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7azuVWPI1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Still dirty. I think he’s trying to clean my thoughts now. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17393428558http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17393428558Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:38:18 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7ajvSonm1qaq61fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m dirty. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17392898552http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17392898552Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:28:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6nmuP88Z1qaq61fo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Tumblr Crushes:</strong></p> <ul><li><a href="http://hopefloatsandsodoesshit.tumblr.com/">hopefloatsandsodoesshit</a></li> <li><a href="http://therealcherilyn.tumblr.com/">therealcherilyn</a></li> <li><a href="http://dogfood4ever.tumblr.com/">dogfood4ever</a></li> <li><a href="http://ruthakers.tumblr.com/">ruthakers</a></li> <li><a href="http://lipstickspice.tumblr.com/">lipstickspice</a></li> <li><a href="http://elleyeah56.tumblr.com/">elleyeah56</a></li> <li><a href="http://gffaw.tumblr.com/">gffaw</a></li> <li><a href="http://frageelay.tumblr.com/">frageelay</a></li> <li><a href="http://suiz.tumblr.com/">suiz</a></li> </ul>http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17372729819http://theoriginaljackass.com/post/17372729819Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:13:38 -0500hopefloatsandsodoesshittherealcherilyndogfood4everruthakerslipstickspiceelleyeah56gffawfrageelaysuiz