The Original Jackass
recleagueallstar replied to your post: Friday 5ives
I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you to turn on photo-enabled replies.
All of you.
Go now.
- No, you may not see my moobs.
- I really want to be a goatee guy.
- This week is easily the most productive for me yet, and I didn’t leave home.
- I’ve decided to go back to school for a masters in Applied Statistics. Got my college transcripts. My grades were a LOT worse than I remembered. How is that possible?
- I can never be a goatee guy.
- I can’t stop typing “thanks” as “thakns”. For real.
- “Teh” has also returned to my lexicon this week.
- I’m just discovering iPad’s voice recognition technology and holy shit I may never type again.
- I can’t count.
Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios lays off entire staff
“Hey everybody, big news! I know you already have Monday off … but I’m also giving you Tuesday!”
[employees applaud]
“And Wednesday! And Thursday … and, well, Gary from HR will handle the rest.”
“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
02 - James Taylor Quartet - The Stretch
- Red Erik's
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Killing Groove 02
It’s Friday! Everybody get the F down!
Here’s the James Taylor Quartet’s “The Stretch”.
Not to be confused with “James Taylor”. By any stretch.
Pun!
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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recleagueallstar replied to your photo: Throwback Thursday. July 2007. This was my…
if you can’t hire a man doing a cannonball, who can you hire?
I’m putting this on my business card.








