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Worst. Airport. Ever.
Truthful Tuesday Bullets
- Another day, another flight. But no complaints - tonight I’m taking my talents to South Beach!
- Today marks one month at my new employer, and I’ve never been happier, professionally-speaking.
- I logged 26 nights at Hilton properties in January. They need another tier beyond “Diamond”.
- Arterial scan results show me having the vascular health of a 20 year old. I’m 43. Sill paranoid, given my family history.
- 13 got his braces off yesterday. I’m actually jealous of that perfect-toothed little jerk.
- Pitchers and catchers report in less than three weeks. I have ants in my pants even though my Mets have already been mathematically-eliminated from postseason play.
- Used Craigslist for the first time to unload a 36” tube tv yesterday in under 10 minutes. This may become habit-forming.
- I have way too many football and baseball jerseys. I cannot bring myself to part with them. Which to wear for the Super Bowl? Home Mark Bavaro? Road Harry Carson? Home Victor Cruz?
- I have a small surplus of Star Wars lunch-boxes. Call me.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I got a woman, wanna ball all day
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pile up.
Down goes Esther!
