Sweet merciful crap.
Major case of the yips.
I was grinding through my day gig…
And tighter than shit.
Arguably the greatest TV moment of the 00’s.
Best. Video. Ever.
No, Facebook, nobody with boobs like that has ever searched for me.
Remind me why I do this, again?
Table xxxxxxxxxx’ 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: full of five (1038 in chips)
Seat 2: KOSHMATIC (2730 in chips)
Seat 3: ontspannen7 (3165 in chips)
Seat 4: eddy krabbe (1557 in chips)
Your fearless leader: The Original Jackass (1800 in chips)
Seat 6: ruijgrok55 (1855 in chips)
Seat 8: Gurkebrot (2205 in chips)
Seat 9: lf78 (1990 in chips)
full of five: posts small blind 75
KOSHMATIC: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Original Jackass [Ah As]
ontspannen7: raises 150 to 300
eddy krabbe: folds
The Original Jackass: raises 300 to 600
ruijgrok55: folds
Gurkebrot: folds
lf78: folds
full of five: raises 438 to 1038 and is all-in
KOSHMATIC: raises 1692 to 2730 and is all-in
ontspannen7: folds
The Original Jackass: calls 1200 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (930) returned to KOSHMATIC
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3h 8s]
*** TURN *** [Ks 3h 8s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3h 8s Qs] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KOSHMATIC: shows [Qc Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
The Original Jackass: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
KOSHMATIC collected 1524 from side pot
full of five: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
KOSHMATIC collected 3414 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4938 Main pot 3414. Side pot 1524. | Rake 0
Board [Ks 3h 8s Qs 2c]
Seat 1: full of five (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: KOSHMATIC (big blind) showed [Qc Qd] and won (4938) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: ontspannen7 folded before Flop
Seat 4: eddy krabbe folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 5: The Original Jackass showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: ruijgrok55 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: Gurkebrot folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 9: lf78 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
From 1:20 to 2:40 is some of the most brilliant piano footage out there. Unless, of course, your idea of “brilliant piano” includes “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel.
