The Original Jackass

May 25

recleagueallstar replied to your post: recleagueallstar replied to your post: Friday…

recleagueallstar replied to your post: Friday 5ives

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I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you to turn on photo-enabled replies.  

All of you.

Go now.

Friday 5ives

• No, you may not see my moobs.
• I really want to be a goatee guy.
• This week is easily the most productive for me yet, and I didn’t leave home.
• I’ve decided to go back to school for a masters in Applied Statistics.  Got my college transcripts.  My grades were a LOT worse than I remembered.  How is that possible?
• I can never be a goatee guy.
• I can’t stop typing “thanks” as “thakns”. For real.
• “Teh” has also returned to my lexicon this week.
• I’m just discovering iPad’s voice recognition technology and holy shit I may never type again.
• I can’t count.

I am 12.

Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios lays off entire staff -

“Hey everybody, big news! I know you already have Monday off … but I’m also giving you Tuesday!”

[employees applaud]

“And Wednesday! And Thursday … and, well, Gary from HR will handle the rest.”

HAPPY TOWEL DAY! (Taken with instagram)

“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” — Albert Einstein (via darksidelawyer)

May 24

Duckface!

It’s still Monday.

Happy 71st birthday, Bob!

recleagueallstar replied to your photo: Throwback Thursday. July 2007. This was my…

if you can’t hire a man doing a cannonball, who can you hire?

I’m putting this on my business card.

Throwback Thursday. July 2007. This was my (controversial!) LinkedIn profile photo for 3 years.

May 23

I think I was slightly distracted while watching the Rangers Devils game this evening.

I’m late to the game, but me and 10 are really a dynamite match for wwf. She got this in 3 seconds.