The Original Jackass

Feb 11

“RIP ALLAN HOUSTON. #ALLCAPSDAY” — @boxcar_fritz

Feb 10

Pussy’s takin’ all my chips.

Pussy’s takin’ all my chips.

Still dirty. I think he’s trying to clean my thoughts now. (Taken with instagram)

Still dirty. I think he’s trying to clean my thoughts now. (Taken with instagram)

I’m dirty.  (Taken with instagram)

I’m dirty. (Taken with instagram)

Tumblr Crushes:
hopefloatsandsodoesshit
therealcherilyn
dogfood4ever
ruthakers
lipstickspice
elleyeah56
gffaw
frageelay
suiz

Tumblr Crushes:

Work meme

For 20+ years, I’ve been in the consumer data space; primarily public record aggregation and credit data.  Spent half of that time with a company rhyming with SchmexisMexis, and the other half with a nation credit bureau.  My new employer is a secret until my non-compete expires.

I sell air.

Feb 08

So.

My lovely, young bride has been a little wonky for a little while.

You know, three… five years.

Anyway, she finally gets around to getting some blood-work done.

She’s post-menopause.

Not pre-menopause.

Not peri-menopause.

Not menopause.

Post-menopause.

She’s 41.

Do I… Do I rub her belly or something?

Feb 07

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Feb 06

0ver-doze:

GO TO SLEEP

Nighty night, tumblr.

0ver-doze:

GO TO SLEEP

Nighty night, tumblr.

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Not so safety call: Blame Brady for this one - Boston.com -

Begging the question - Who the fuck is Eric Wilbur?

goodbeermusicandbaseball replied to your photo: Soon…

With no Prince and no Braun for 50 games, I don’t see the Brewers hanging 50 on the Nats this year.

I snapped that pic on 4/18/2010, Jason Marquis’ last inning of ball with the Nats.

It’s one of the few games my 11-year-old and I actually left early.

Soon…

Soon…

Feb 05

ELIte.

ELIte.

Daisy is ready. Sundog!

Daisy is ready. Sundog!