The Original Jackass

Feb 16

I have an idea.

I have an idea.

auntipax replied to your post: I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about…

I just bit my tongue so hard there’s no longer a Hoover Dam.

Yes.  Yes.  Excellent.

Rest in peace, Kid.

Rest in peace, Kid.

Feb 15

I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about slinking back to my hotel to cry it out in private.

I just bit my tongue so hard, my wife just slapped me from 3,000 miles away.

I just bit my tongue so hard (help me out. Make me laugh through the bleeding)

I am 9.

I am 9.

Feb 14

I could live in Seattle.  (Taken with instagram)

I could live in Seattle. (Taken with instagram)

[video]

darksidelawyer:

Shithead

I must have this.

darksidelawyer:

Shithead

I must have this.

“HIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HO SILVER!”
According to Favstar, this is my best work.  Even if I disagree.
Very special thanks to @StellaRtwot for getting the ball rolling on this one.
I’ve really neglected Twitter over the last 6 months.

“HIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HO SILVER!”

According to Favstar, this is my best work.  Even if I disagree.

Very special thanks to @StellaRtwot for getting the ball rolling on this one.

I’ve really neglected Twitter over the last 6 months.

Me?

Oh, walking around the Seattle office with my fly undone for the last hour.  What are YOU doing?

Feb 13

rossrants:

wentdog:

smollymonroe:

Peanut Butter Cup Brownies with Peanut Butter Frosting
giving you all the easy version ;) (using boxed brownie mix)
 Peanut Butter Cup Brownies
prepare brownie batter following directions on box (if I’m using boxed brownie mix instead of homemade, I go for dark chocolate brownies)
fill cupcake papers with brownie mix 1/3 of the way
place unwrapped Reese’s PB cup in middle of batter
cover PB cup w/ batter (the cupcake paper should be 3/4 full max)
bake according to brownie directions
let cool completely before applying frosting
Peanut Butter Frosting
Ingredients
1 C creamy peanut butter
3 T unsalted butter (room temperature)
2/3 C confectioners’ sugar
Instructions
beat peanut butter and butter together using electric mixer
slowly add confectioners’ sugar
frost away!
note: this frosting also works really well with whoopie pies!


My sister is awesome.

reblog to keep recipe


Woodrow.

rossrants:

wentdog:

smollymonroe:

Peanut Butter Cup Brownies with Peanut Butter Frosting

giving you all the easy version ;) (using boxed brownie mix)

 Peanut Butter Cup Brownies

  • prepare brownie batter following directions on box (if I’m using boxed brownie mix instead of homemade, I go for dark chocolate brownies)
  • fill cupcake papers with brownie mix 1/3 of the way
  • place unwrapped Reese’s PB cup in middle of batter
  • cover PB cup w/ batter (the cupcake paper should be 3/4 full max)
  • bake according to brownie directions
  • let cool completely before applying frosting

Peanut Butter Frosting

Ingredients

  • 1 C creamy peanut butter
  • 3 T unsalted butter (room temperature)
  • 2/3 C confectioners’ sugar

Instructions

  • beat peanut butter and butter together using electric mixer
  • slowly add confectioners’ sugar
  • frost away!
  • note: this frosting also works really well with whoopie pies!


My sister is awesome.

reblog to keep recipe

Woodrow.

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When Carmelo Anthony returns and plays with Jeremy Lin, how fast will the NY Post bludgeon us with “Melo-Yellow” headlines?

“9 is the new 8.” — Jerry Sandusky

Fuck this shit. 
I mean, “good morning”.

Fuck this shit. I mean, “good morning”.