I love where I live.
This cracked me the F up.
The mercury dips
You may no longer call me
“Mister Humidity”
Throwback Thursday, circa July, 1976. Full of win.
I remember it like it was yesterday. It was one of the hottest days on record. My dad took the time to go out the back door, walk around the block, then he put on a full-length, black, wool winter coat, a black ski cap, and a set of fake teeth. Just to buy lemonade from me.
Good times.
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” — Ignatius J. Reilly
$25.50
I am dramatically undersexed.
$66.50
Is this how much I’m supposed to charge now?$103.50
Oh.
90.00 even
I dont wanna add this up. Pretty much all, except 6, 10, 13
I am bored, it is early - I don’t know why I did this - lol
$91.50
$99.50
$1,722.50 (I assume I get $10.00 for each fist-fight, right?)
(Source: greentacosandham)
Throwback Thursday, 12/25/2003.
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Knitler, please.
(Source: brentcetera)
What I think every time someone wants to make their lack of planning and foresight into my emergency.
THIS. RIGHT. NOW. Uncanny that this was at the top of my dash.
This, because criticalpax and titsandsassjust made me spit peanut butter on my dog (floor, screen, and desk).
This is the Nets’ DeShawn Stevenson.
He has an ATM in his kitchen.
Poker ring or drug ring? It ain’t no championship ring.
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You guys might not know it, but I used to be a really good bowler.