February 2012
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auntipax replied to your post: I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about…
I just bit my tongue so hard there’s no longer a Hoover Dam.
Yes. Yes. Excellent.
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I just bit my tongue so hard, I’m thinking about slinking back to my hotel to cry it out in private.
I just bit my tongue so hard, my wife just slapped me from 3,000 miles away.
I just bit my tongue so hard (help me out. Make me laugh through the bleeding)
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Me?
Oh, walking around the Seattle office with my fly undone for the last hour. What are YOU doing?
When Carmelo Anthony returns and plays with Jeremy Lin, how fast will the NY Post bludgeon us with “Melo-Yellow” headlines?
“9 is the new 8.”
– Jerry Sandusky
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“RIP ALLAN HOUSTON. #ALLCAPSDAY”
– @boxcar_fritz
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Work meme
For 20+ years, I’ve been in the consumer data space; primarily public record aggregation and credit data. Spent half of that time with a company rhyming with SchmexisMexis, and the other half with a nation credit bureau. My new employer is a secret until my non-compete expires.
I sell air.
So.
My lovely, young bride has been a little wonky for a little while.
You know, three… five years.
Anyway, she finally gets around to getting some blood-work done.
She’s post-menopause.
Not pre-menopause.
Not peri-menopause.
Not menopause.
Post-menopause.
She’s 41.
Do I… Do I rub her belly or something?
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Not so safety call: Blame Brady for this one -... →
Begging the question - Who the fuck is Eric Wilbur?
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goodbeermusicandbaseball replied to your photo: Soon…
With no Prince and no Braun for 50 games, I don’t see the Brewers hanging 50 on the Nats this year.
I snapped that pic on 4/18/2010, Jason Marquis’ last inning of ball with the Nats.
It’s one of the few games my 11-year-old and I actually left early.
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Worst. Airport. Ever.
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January 2012
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Truthful Tuesday Bullets
Another day, another flight. But no complaints - tonight I’m taking my talents to South Beach!
Today marks one month at my new employer, and I’ve never been happier, professionally-speaking.
I logged 26 nights at Hilton properties in January. They need another tier beyond “Diamond”.
Arterial scan results show me having the vascular health of a 20 year old. I’m...
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cherokeepurple replied to your post: Knock knock
Pile Up Who?
GAH!
[Pile of poo].
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pile up.
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TT
I’m trapped on an Acela train with three smelly Indians.