May 2012
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Thursday afternoon haiku
The mercury dips You may no longer call me “Mister Humidity”
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“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my...”
– Ignatius J. Reilly
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therealpottymouth replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday - therealpottymouth Edition i love that you call this the realpottymouth edition. :) Bullets for everybody!
May 29th
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Truthful Tuesday - therealpottymouth Edition
Real men use bullets. OK, fine, my OCD is showing. I reblogged a video today that made me want to quit my job and do something meaningful. I ran yesterday.  Not even sore. I intended on running today but oops the storms are here and now I don’t hafta run again until September. I quit soda for a whole 24 hours. They say that diet soda affects short- and long-term memory. My addiction...
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“So. You like… stuff?”
– Ralph Wiggum
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therealpottymouth: the oldest movie on my dvr is *waitress*, recorded on 2/20/2009. Pfft.  February 3, 2008.  Giants 17, Patriots 14. And I still watch it.
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In honor of Memorial Day,
I just deleted my Facebook account. And I feel great.
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Five Things My Followers Should Never Name Their...
Unferth Sacajawea Bobby Melvin Butane Thanks, Melvin
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“I love our jam. I love our balls. I really like what we have here.”
– John Tortorella, following tonight’s game 6 loss
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mysouthernhelle replied to your photo: Fred’s current status: eating all the bacon I just… Omg your Briard kills me! Want!! That is Fred.  You might be able to put a price on Fred.  But Daisy is not for sale.
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recleagueallstar replied to your post: recleagueallstar replied to your post: Friday…
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recleagueallstar replied to your post: Friday 5ives block I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you to turn on photo-enabled replies.   All of you. Go now.
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Friday 5ives
No, you may not see my moobs. I really want to be a goatee guy. This week is easily the most productive for me yet, and I didn’t leave home. I’ve decided to go back to school for a masters in Applied Statistics.  Got my college transcripts.  My grades were a LOT worse than I remembered.  How is that possible? I can never be a goatee guy. I can’t stop typing...
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